What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli