What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.