What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli