What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!