What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli