Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?

Kiaaaaaaaa

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

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The Royal Wii.

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.