What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Mallard Jokes More Mallard Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium