What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Mallard Jokes More Mallard Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium