What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia