What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.