What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"