What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What do you call 8 rabbits?

a rabbyte

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW