What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street