What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?