What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street