What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

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An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?