Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.