Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure