Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers