Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers