Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.