What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

University Jokes More University Jokes

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.