What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.