Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.