Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.