Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...