Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!