Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.