Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold