Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.