Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Webley Jokes More Webley Jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)