Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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My zipper.

Met Jokes More Met Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.