To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
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Because all the fans left
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because all the fans have left.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
Because all of the fans left.
The Spiders from Mars :(
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
A pencil has a point.
He tripped a fan
Because there is no atmosphere!
An unidentified flying omelet!
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
In a football match, the best team wins.
A football match !
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He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.