Stadium Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is something we all lost?

The Game

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Met Jokes More Met Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.