Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time