Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.