Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.