Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit