What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.