What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.