What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.