What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?