What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.