What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"