What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.