What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.