How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.