How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !