How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.