How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.