How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.