How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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