What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!