What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.