What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.