Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.