Because it was invented by a black person!
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
With Al-Gore-rithims
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
Only if you have four black tires and a color TV
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.