Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.