Try to get a long well.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
They're both really high and have no access to water.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
The Neighbor of the Beast.
Neighbor
