How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.