How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.