How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.