How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.