How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.