What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.