What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet