What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.