What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!