What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza