What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach