What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless