What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer