Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.