Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.