What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

World Wide Web Jokes More World Wide Web Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.