Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !