Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !