Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !