Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.