What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.