What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!