Who drives it?

The officer.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"