Who drives it?

The officer.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.