Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Alone
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
They both made the news for not being straight.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
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Because their wives are driving.
Juan and a half
