Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.