Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Nothing, they might hear you
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
News of the elections is getting old.
The Hydraulic Press
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Because their wives are driving.