Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

News Jokes More News Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.