Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half