Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.