Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression