Getting the news from your dentist
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News of the elections is getting old.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
They both made the news for not being straight.
God: Err...
The Hydraulic Press
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Does any of this really matter...
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
They turn out the lights.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
He had a lot of aspirations.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
They have white mail privilege.
They have a polar pole poll.
America.
Cancer.
