Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!