Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.