Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.