How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!