What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

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