How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.