Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.