Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

Patronize Jokes More Patronize Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.