Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.