Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

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Steven King. JK Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.