Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Snobbish Criminal Jokes More Snobbish Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !