What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling