How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.