How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White