How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!