How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !