If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
Attire.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
A lot of likes
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Ring him while he's ironing...
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Surprise subtext.
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
