If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
A Cantaloupe.
Thats nuts
Olive them
One with everything.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
He gave her a ring.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Lord of the Rings
I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
One with a hoppy ending.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
A graduated cylinder.
He didn't know he had it in him.
A semi-colon
Surprise subtext.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
