If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
They both like girls
A Robber Ducky!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
It had a lot of problems
Ring him while he's ironing...
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
A book has papers.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
The plot thickens!
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
