If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
trout
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Ummm...in a cake!
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Simbalism
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
The coming of the lord
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Brailly any!
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Surprise subtext.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.