Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.