Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Wtf Jokes More Wtf Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.