What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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Statue bro?"

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Sorry, my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.