What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.