What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.