What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.