What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.