What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.