What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

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What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the taste.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.